Say NO to Drugs!

HA! Are you kidding me?! We have officers in here bringing in dope and cell phones every shift. Granted, things are getting better...but people need to be alot more security minded! I mean, we used to have a fat-ass female on B-unit bringing in ipods, tobacco, cell phones, etc just for the male attentin! Go to the bar Ho! Prison cock is not good cock! PLEASE! I mean, our K-9 officer works his ass off, and for what? Just to be told by the warden, that, basically, policy does not apply to him.....Here's the story.....A chic was sitting in visitation visiting with her man, when i guess the dog hit on her car, and by hit, i mean basically told the Sgt. that drugs were in the car. So she gets pulled out of visitation, everyone goes into the large conference room, she refuses to be searched, refuses to let her car be searched. She is informed that by policy the prison can call Cushing Police Department and have them search it. The warden actually takes the dirty bitches side and informs K-9 Sgt that they are not going to do that. Security minded huh? And they wonder why no one wants to work there!?

Where Do I Start?

How about the hiring process? What exactly does it take to be a Correctional Officer? Brains? Not really! As long as you can walk, (stumble, limp, etc) breath (enuff to move around the prison yard) and talk (doesn't have to be coherent, just enuff to call in count) oh yeah, and count...You to can have a job in the private prison industry! Pass a background check, and pee in a cup, you're good!

About the peeing in a cup, that's pretty much the only time you'll probably ever have to, the initial hiring. Unfortunately, they do not keep up on random ua's on the staff, or they would be pretty short handed!

We have ex-strippers, pot-heads, cranksters, and just plain old white trash working here...

A Day in the Life

Have you ever wondered what exactly goes on inside a prison? With the staff? Inmates? I have decided I will take a few minutes out of my day to fill you in on the gossip, lies and deceit that happens inside the walls.....