Monday, June 29, 2009

Where Do I Start?

How about the hiring process? What exactly does it take to be a Correctional Officer? Brains? Not really! As long as you can walk, (stumble, limp, etc) breath (enuff to move around the prison yard) and talk (doesn't have to be coherent, just enuff to call in count) oh yeah, and count...You to can have a job in the private prison industry! Pass a background check, and pee in a cup, you're good!

About the peeing in a cup, that's pretty much the only time you'll probably ever have to, the initial hiring. Unfortunately, they do not keep up on random ua's on the staff, or they would be pretty short handed!

We have ex-strippers, pot-heads, cranksters, and just plain old white trash working here...

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